The deluded among you who think the Democrats will someday have the upper hand while Harry Reid calls the shots need look no further than this to see how it's a pipe dream right out of a Cheech & Chong movie. What a disgrace. Don't take my word for it, listen to the head of the DNC himself, Howard Dean, who knows all too well how old-money Democrats fear and loathe outsiders.
The U.S. and Israel will
China's been bad, so our Republican boys in Congress took a look. That'll learn 'em! See, them Chinamens are backtracking already, by golly. Now let's move on to bigger issues, like the War on Easter.
In case you missed it, America is doing everything it can to stop the killing in Darfur. Take it from a real dick. We're also winning the war, stopping hunger, curing cancer and conducting free and fair elections.
Congress is not worth a steaming shit, and this is why. They won't bother to look into this, either, because they're loaded down with the same kind of rat bastards at the beck and call of lobbyists.
Fair and balanced Matt "Egghead" Drudge is linking to a FOX News article about how Senate minority leader Harry Reid concealed his stroke last year for a few days, right below his links to the Cheney post-shooting communications bungle. Drudge does this with every breaking story to show how DNC pigs are no better than GOP pigs. In this case, Asshat Matt, I'm with you... take Reid down! In fact, you guys on the Right can have him. Stick him in the same rubber room you keep Zell Miller.
Robert Redford is obviously not among my readership of five. He recently told Newsweek, "I don't think anyone's connecting the dots and saying to the public, 'Wake up, folks, because you could end up in a totalitarian nightmare, wondering what happened to your country.'" Maybe I need more dots. Maybe I need to get on a hip list or two.
Ken Starr, Festering Boil on Satan's Lying Ass... but Bubba and the rest of us knew that. Hey Starr, I think we got a new case for you: mebbe you can snoop around, spend $40 million of taxpayer money and find out why Cheney and his Swiss cheese buddy were out a-huntin' and a-drinkin' with two womenone of whom is the U.S. Ambassador to Switzerlandwho were not their wives? (In Kenedy County, of all places!) Talk about a Tricky Dick...
Those of us who suspected 'Revenge of the Sith' was a thinly veiled rip on the neocon mindset: correct, were you.
And I once thought as a child that playing Dungeons & Dragons was living on the edge. Either humans are inherently strange, Darwin's theory is at work, or there are just too many of us.
Final word on The Shooting™ (cue dramatic CNN music). Did Dick Cheney plan to save his worthless hide from prosecution and imprisonment for treason by orchestrating an elaborate scheme to distract the press and public, allowing him to resign and be hastily pardoned? Or did he simply get tanked and wildly blast some hapless old coot in the face? Read this and this, then join us in our growing chorus of "WTF."
"Through hospital officials, Whittington has declined to comment."
Probably hard to hear him through the bandages anyway, don'tcha think?