Beast of Bourbon ([info]beastofbourbon) wrote in [info]jazzfromhell,

McCain metamorphosis continues

So our erstwhile bestest buddy and big toe, former Senate voice of reason John McCain, gave a shout out to his newfound pals on the extreme right with his recent remark re: a stone in Bush's shoe called Venezuela.  He referred to "wackos" in Venezuela, among others nations on our er... Cheney's shit list, who are keeping us from our God-given right to exploit their oil for America's needs.  McCain, see, wants to end U.S. dependency on foreign oil by going back to nuclear power... cutesy talk which actually means, let's drill the fuck out of Alaska.

Venezuela's wacko veep, in turn, told McCain to go to hell, where he presumably will join apocalyptic dickhead Rev. Pat Robertson once that shriveled creep finally kicks the bucket.  You may remember wannabe president Robertson's revealing foray into foreign affairs when he recently endorsed the assassination of Venezuelan president Chávez to get at all that cheap oil via a puppet ahem... avert a justified war to free their people from the tyranny of a megalomaniacal head of state.  Ah, Christian diplomacy.

All that sweeping change, by the way, down in Latin America (Chávez, Morales in Bolivia, Bachelet in Chile, etc.) sure seems to bug the shit out of the Bushies, who can barely hide their contempt for the hoi polloi having any semblance of power.  Let the coup-plotting begin!

As for McCain, his blatant attempts to assert his Republican manhood and scoop the GOP nomination in '08 have led him down a dark path of compromised principles that might win over right-wing lunkheads (except for this one) but will lose him a good chunk of his moderate base support and what's left of the trust and respect he's earnestly tried to regain in the years since he got caught up in the S&L scandal.  A recent poll says otherwise, but polls are known to be wrong sometimes.

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[info]nephthys510

January 26 2006, 15:23:11 UTC 6 years ago

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. If McCain wasn't such a cheap political whore, I might actually vote for the guy.

But GROW SOME, McCain! It's not all politics. There's this thing called integrity. I know you are voting yes on Alito because back room deals got your anti-torture measure passed. (that we even have to TALK about not torturing people is beyond the pale)

I used to like Powell too. And I felt sorry for him for the UN debacle where he was "forced" to lie. Then I realized you can't be "forced" to do something that goes against reality, your moral, and the tenuous respect of the world. Fuck that. He should have resigned.

All of you could use a good dose of reality and integrity.

[info]beastofbourbon

January 26 2006, 22:01:55 UTC 6 years ago

Preach, sistah.

RE: Powell, he's a good soldier, that's why he did what he did. Cough... COUGH COUGH StepinFetchit COUGH cough... ahem. Excuse me.

/waiting to read Powell's tell-all in last-ditch attempt to save his worthless hide from history's harsh judgment

[info]nephthys510

January 26 2006, 22:07:24 UTC 6 years ago

Funny you should mention stepinfetchit.

There is a Renn Faire guild here that asked me to join, but to be accepted you have to stepinfetchit for a year. I ranted about the concept and asked why. They said that it was a good way to weed out assholes. Excuse me? They know I am not an asshole, and any asshole can stepinfetchit for a year and they are still an asshole.

I told them where they could stick their invitation.

[info]beastofbourbon

January 26 2006, 22:43:23 UTC 6 years ago

That's what you get for consorting with corporate hippies.

They're probably just terrified of Homeland Security infiltration, that's all. You never know if Ded Bob might be hiding a suitcase nuke in his ass, or if Puke & Snot aren't Sacco & Vanzetti.

[info]nephthys510

January 27 2006, 15:00:32 UTC 6 years ago

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